September 2009
6 posts
I am the Champion
Whether I’m in New York, Las Vegas, or even calm, mundane San Diego, I am the life of the party. And I like to commemorate it by calling my boy D.Chu when I go to sleep. I don’t bother him though, becasue I usually get in to sleep at 7am PST… so I know D. Chu is up!
August 2009
44 posts
sorry for lame posts. i wasnt as crazy here in lv as i was in nyc. either way, had a blast!!!!!
possible joe wedding special edition entries sept 24-27!
i prefer...
to hang out with random strangers than my friends
Party Started
drove in from LA with Ali and got in at 230am opened a beer at 232am. called D at 7am est cuz i knew he’d be up. finally sleep at 9am. watch out for day one!
Meaty in VEGAS! Special Edition Updates!
Will Try to Update the Blog throughout what is expected to be a historic weekend!
- Meaty
Meaty in NYC Statistics
Total Nights: 13 Total Nights Drinking: 11 Total Nights at Tonic: 8 Total “4am nights”: 9 Average Hours of Sleep for me: 8.12 hours Average Hours of Sleep for my hosts: 5.23 hours Robin Raj Visits: 4 (i may not remember some) Total Friends made: countless!
Add another thing I’ve messed up these past two weeks.
When I arrived, D’s beloved Fantasy Baseball team was in first place with a 18 point cushion.
As of today, with one day to go, he’s still in first, but with only a 2 point cushion. Obviously he hasn’t been able to focus on his team. I may cost him 500 bucks!
2nd sunday
as everyone knows, Sunday is the day of rest. D came home around noon and found me sprawled with only underwear on his bed. Got to take advantage of his bed when he’s gone! I ate some street meat that D brought back, then actually got ready in under 1 hour. Almost missed the bus to NJ, where dr. kevin and phil picked us up from an obscure location. Hung out with the Kangs, who took us...
Alter-Ego
To clarify, my name is Mitesh, aka ‘Tesh, when I am sober.
But my alter-ego that comes out and stays out until 5am… you can call me Meaty!
Last Weekend
Its my last weekend here. Anything crazy I should do? Answer below
What should I do?
Brooklyn to Manhattan
Conversation via Gtalk:
me: i think i’m gonna put on a pair of kev’s scrubs and wear it home
Darren: lol
I spent the night in brooklyn so there wasnt much to do. So instead, I give you all this video of me dominating in Beer Shotgunning.
Video Courtesy: Joe Guintu
Calming down...
I’m finally worn down. D and I hit up some 20 cent chicken wings and $7 pitchers at this place called 1849. All of D’s friends (some that I stole their numbers from D’s blackberry and texted) showed up and it was a good time. Wound up spending some time at Tonic afterwards with Banshee Karen and Spidey while D went home to sleep. I did meet two girls from New Jersey…...
Things I have accomplished in 1 week
1. I have single-handedly altered the sleeping routines of six people (Darren, Karen, Joni, Jono, Sonia, and Brian) over the past weekend.
2. I have ruined Darren’s five hard-working months spent at the gym because my presence makes him go out every night, drink beer, eat fatty foods, and prevents him from going to the gym.
3. I took down 120+ smoke-free days by Peter Park.
4. I have...
Happy Birthday to ME!!!
Its my birthday!!!
Doctor Kevin came out to have dinner with me and D at Duke’s last night. Dolla dolla beers y’all!
I tried to enter a HOT BODY contest at Tonic, but they didnt have enough participants. I tried to get DChu and Doctor Kev to join so we could win, but they declined. We watched the Dodgers/Giants game and met some new friends. At midnight the bartender gave me free...
1st Sunday
Finally, a day of rest. Pretty uneventful. Had some chinese for lunch, shopping in soho, and pizza at Lombardi’s. Jono and I did have a moment where we had to find a toilet and D had to go on the blackberry and locate a clean toilet for us to use in soho. SitorSquat.com is my savior, as the 5-star toilet at Bloomie’s was indeed, 5 star.
After all that, Jono and I commandeered...
I take...
about 3 hours to get ready. i dawdle. and i move slow.
I don't...
Darren’s bathroom smells really bad. I think someone misfired and peed on the floor. but i know its not me because I sit when I pee.
Day 3
I was relatively well-behaved today. I did make one mistake and ordered a burger and fries at the Raj when clearly I should have just went with 2 cheesesteaks instead. My friends ate and proceeded to walk to the famous Central Bar, but I lost them because I walk slow. Darren and Conk found me smoking cigs with two random dudes. My friends tired out and went home at 3, but I stayed by myself...
Day One
Day One- Arrival; Tonic- Beer and Double Vodka Sodas; Champagne Celebration; followed by Killing Phone because “washing it” would fix a wet phone.